Anyway to kick off this year, we're changing the layout a little. Don't be scared, it's the same blog... just with a new skin :)
So... since we've been back to Korea, we've resolved that we'll be doing more travelling from now on. Hopefully that gives us some fodder for more posts :)
Before our wedding, Paul had a fun summer job in Thailand teaching reading comp to a bunch of Korean students. The school,
Bromsgrove Internation School, is located on a golf course which is in turn, located in the middle of a ghetto.

So once you drive on to what is essentially a country club, you get to the school.
Nice, right?
Now to the right of this island of prosperity, you see this..


Yes those are banana trees. :)
Anyway, for those who can afford it (i.e. the children of dignitaries and/or British children whose parents get paid British wages), they have access to the field
and a nice air-conditioned facility.
Pretty cool, huh?
Sunsets are particularly beautiful in Thailand.
Not a bad deal for having to pay
$1500 for registration and ~$7000 / year (including boarding and meals).... seriously, that's got to be one of the lowest boarding school tuitions I've ever seen. I know where I'm sending my kids during their pubescent years.
Anyway, I digress. So once I finally got to Thailand, we headed over to the great BKK. For people who have never been to BKK, don't worry, you're not missing much. It's a fantastic city to see for about a day or two, but really past that, it's a dirty heavily-industrialised city that clearly illustrates the rich/poor divide. On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being, I might consider living there instead of Pittsburgh), I'd give the city about a 6. In comparison, I'd give Seoul a 5.5 but only because Seoul doesn't have mangoes that are a dollar by the several pounds, Chang beer, or delicious, delicious
Rambutan.
I've heard other parts of Thailand is worth visiting and is far better than Bangkok, so we're planning on going back to pet tigers and ride elephants.
Don't get me wrong, though - Bangkok wasn't a complete letdown. Far from it.
For one, we saw this cool talisman in a free museum
which we assume is a woman having sex with a horse...
next to this...
which looks like a picture of THREE women having sex with elephants.
The caption next to it says that the pictures ward off evil spirits. Elephants are considered gods in this culture and so somehow, this could make sense.
We also made sure to take the river ferry/taxi a couple of times up and down the
Chao Phraya

This temple is actually incredibly famous for its massages. In 1962, a school for traditional medicine and massages was established and since then, people travel far and wide to learn the Thai massage techniques from these monks. On hindsight, we probably should not have passed up the $10/hour massage from the students who were studying at the school.
The temple is also home to the reclining Buddha
and the
Emerald Buddha (you can't tell in this picture but he's actually made of jade and is as green as the land of the Wizard of Oz)

This temple still functions as a religious sanctuary so you'll see locals coming in to pray. Also, the temple is free for Thais. Visitors have to pay a measly $2 to get in. Sorry.
Aren't we such a cute couple?
The feet of the reclining Buddha are decorated with incredibly intricate pieces of decorated mother-of-pearl.

So onward!
By the time we finished with the gigantic Wat, we were tired... too tired, in fact to go over the river to Wat Arun. Instead, we just snapped a picture from across the river and pretended we went.
These things all look the same, anyway.
Later on that day, we also saw the coolest show we've ever seen. By cool, I mean a show with elephants on stage, flying people on wires, and a built-in stage canal with people riding boats on them! We weren't allowed to snap pictures of the performance, but we had plenty of opportunities on the grounds to do so before the show.
One of the show elephants.. with a sign saying along the lines of, "Please do not get too close to the elephant. Even the best trained elephants sometimes get angry." And no, there wasn't a gate.. and no, he wasn't tied up.

Some of the performers in their costumes

Paul on the canal (not the one on stage) with the creepy boat rower who told us that the boat ride was free but emphasized that we could "pay what we wanted" (oh Thailand, how I miss you)
Continuing on, various sources told us that Bangkok was a shopping mecca. I think they were exaggerating a little, but with our money pockets tightened, we tried our luck with the street vendors.
After numerous nagging, I finally got Paul to haggle with a local on his own! I, being the responsible girlfriend that I was, had to document this interaction at the infamous
Patpong market (which doesn't get its fame from the market, let me tell you).
2 fireproof (the vendor really wanted to emphasize this by trying to light the wallets on fire) ray-skinned wallets later, Paul returned, grinning and victorious.
The very next day, we woke up, bleary eyed, @ 6AM, got on a taxi, yelled at the taxi driver who tried to rip us off one last time, and headed home. Bye, bye Thailand.
The very next morning, we woke up, bleary eyed, @ 6 AM, got on the subway, and then boarded a JAL flight headed to Pittbsburgh, PA, USA.
First, we did a lay-over in Chicago though, where we went CRAZY after seeing REAL hotdogs for the first time in 12-months. We will never take Ballpark sausages for granted again.
In Pittsburgh, we prepared for a wedding that everyone thought was a shotgun wedding (you should have seen my dress consultant's eyes when I told her I needed the dress by next weekend). I'll save the actual wedding for a whole 'nother post but, as a peek preview, this was the day the flowers came in. We ordered near 400 flowers and they came in safe and sound all the way from California!
Lolly (Paul's mom) and I spent the entire morning cutting and watering flowers but they were so pretty, I didn't care. Bentley tried to help, but didn't get too far with the whole lacking-of-opposable-thumbs-thing.
These pictures are of the actual flowers that came in that morning!
I had never seen such beautiful flowers in my life!
The flower company did such a great job packing them, the flowers that were lost, I could count on one hand. So, if anyone's getting married anytime soon (cough cough, Hoot and Em, Tim and Elizabeth), I'd wholeheartedly suggest DrammEchter for your floral needs. It saved us literally, thousands of dollars.
After the wedding, Paul and I got a nice little weekend getaway in the countryside. We stayed at the
Summit Inn, a BEAUTIFUL historical resort built right on the face of one of the scenic Pennsylvanian mountains (thank you Lolly and Pop!).
On our two days there, we went to Fallingwater (overrated, but recommended for it's historical value if you're ever there... also, their museum store is brilliant).

And another without us covering Wright's brain-child.

The Laurel caverns was pretty awesome, but the half-day tour was closed due to the
white nose fungus that's killing off 90+% of the bat population in caves all over the NE.

Maybe another day...
After the short honeymoon, we went back to good 'ol Seoul where we were greeted by over-excited puppies (and I use the term, puppies, very loosely).
Our lives returned to normal, and Paul, once again, became the king of the couch with his little minions keeping him warm.
For some reason, this picture looks like it belongs in the '20s in black and white. What do yinz think?
FYI (we just let Paul think he's the king.. but we know the truth..)



And yes, that mug does indeed say
Seven Monkeys Coffee (Paul's favorite coffee shop in Seoul - Link only works in IE).


Also, Paul decided we should get into the whole
bosintang thing, since we are in Korea afterall.
Here he is getting Tank ready to be fried in a skillet?

We're just kidding. Animal welfare, if you actually exist in Korea, please don't take our puppy away..
I felt so bad, I decided to make him a house out of cardboard.

I didn't even have to force him to like it. He liked it on his own.

His toys now all live in his cardboard house.
OK, so LAST weekend, we decided to go to a baseball game!!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!
OMG, I can't believe we never went before! The game was AMAZING!

Now, we enjoyed the Pirates game in Pittsburgh but the game in Korea was out-of-this-world! If we ever ever ever have a visitor ever again, we ARE GOING to a game.
For a measly 8,000 won ($6), we got these seats. These seats are the lowest tier seats in the stadium... so you could buy seats that cost up to 30,000 won.. but why would you?

No, I'm not zooming in. We could read the numbers AND the names off the players' shirts and see the ball that the pitcher threw with clarity. I should also mention though, that this stadium is the smallest major league stadium we have ever sat in (as you could probably see by the lack of rows in the outfield).
Now, the Korean baseball experience is something that can't be exactly recreated in words, but I will try my best.
So, Korea, like its other greater bretherens, is a society that emphasizes a
collective identity.
This collectivism also applies in spectator sports.
The two teams that were playing that day were the
Kia Tigers (yes, the same people who make the Sedona and the Rio) and the
Doosan Bears.
The fans, on their own, segregated themselves so that they were sitting above their respective dugouts. The amazing thing about it is that these people preplanned this so that Bears fans only bought tickets for seats behind the 1st baseline, and the Tiger fans only bought tickets for seats behind the 3rd baseline. Weird, I know.
So, we decided to sit in the middle, slightly off to the right of the home plate. This led to optimal view of what then ensued.
To the right of us, the
Bears fans


Do you see what they're holding?
Yes, these
thundersticks are the Korean fan's weapon of choice in the bloody arena of casual sports spectatorship (if that is even a word).

Innocent in the US, these babies become lethal in the hands of a Korean sportsfan! They were OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!! +1 for collectivism!
Yes, that's right! That's hundreds, thousands of people. Chanting. Together. With synchronized thunderstick choreography.
Now, I wouldn't be so impressed if they had one chant that they partook in over and over. That's right. These professional Korean fans had not one, but SEVERAL chants that they could whip out of their arsenal at a moment's notice complete with its own unique thunderstick choreography. Many of these chants also had the ability to ADAPT to the players' names to maximize morale-pumping effectiveness! Brilliant! Also, if you can see the little box with the man in the above video, he's one of the cheerleaders - in every sense of the word. He literally LEADS the cheers. They also have a bunch of hot girls that cheer (look in the photo of the view of our seats.. the cheerleaders are on the giant LCD monitor) but they get tired so you also get this guy that waves around a flag and get people pumped up.
OK, well this is the end of the post. This Saturday, we'll be visiting
Everland, Korea's response to Disneyworld. Although, you are legally allowed to, Paul will not be buying beer there as to prevent dehydration as we spend a day spending our years' worth of adrenaline.

P.S. Santa, if you're reading this post, Paul and I have been really good this year and we would really like a Canon or Nikon DSLR for Christmas.